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THAT'S NOT A MESS:
THREE GAMES OF
DARK HUMOR

Welcome to the only card games to have a fun time with friends or family playing with death, diseases, tragedies and Stephen Hawking.

In all three games, players must complete individual or group tasks to determine who is the worst person in the group.

That's Not a Mess 1:

(Topics he makes fun of: Alzheimer's, dwarfism, motor disabilities, death of loved ones, racial violence, mental retardation, infant mortality, abortions, rape, sexually transmitted diseases, malnutrition, coprophagia, necrophilia, various types of cancer, leukemia, famous deaths, cannibalism, hemorrhoids, epilepsy, narcolepsy, Parkinson's, deformities in general, natural disasters, terrorist attacks, pedophilia, and Stephen Hawking.)

That's Not a Mess 2: DOUBLE MORPHIN'

(Topics he jokes about: engineered fetuses, plane crashes, poop, birth defects, abortions, drug addiction, slavery, orphanhood, organ trafficking, torture, and the beautiful pleasure of worrying his loved ones with horrendous messages.)

That's Not a Mess 3: CANCELLED

(Topics they mess with: we made an effort to equally offend: Catholics, feminists, Jews, chauvinists, flat-earthers, incels, working-class people, Nazis, pubertals, leftists, pro-lifers, anti-vaxxers, otaku, vegans (levels 1, 2 and 3), UNO fanatics and inclusive language.)

All three editions can be combined! And they can also be played independently.

CHARACTERISTICS

  • Each deck includes 99 cards and a rulebook.

  • Due to the themes it touches on, this is a game for ages 18 and up.

  • It can be played with 3 to 10 participants.

  • The games last an average of 15 minutes.

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